February 2012
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READ THIS NOW!: America? Pennsylvania Here. We... →
War with China. Confusing being black with being gay. Interminable semantic and syntactical confusion prevalent throughout.
What a farce is Mankind.
http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/18134946233/facebo... →
thedailywhat:
Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
[@doraexploring.]
Exhibit A: Why one does not air their dirty laundry on Facebook - it ends up on Tumblr for any old person to reblog.
Guild Wars: You have been playing for 2 hours, please take a break.
Me: Meh, another hour and I'll stop.
Guild wars: You have been playing for 3 hours, please take a break.
Me: I will in a minute.
Guild wars: YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 16 HOURS, PLEASE TAKE A BREAK.
Me:
Guild wars:
Me: I will in a minute...
almightykenken:
popcornmassacre:
windows-vriska:
opinion
hello internet police
I am so offended by this opinion that I will beign posting gifs to illustrate my bargain-bin-crayon-box-esque spectrum of emotions
I’ve provided a somehow-relevant Glee .gif. I’ve done all I can do.
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Movies which actually have an agenda:
The Smurfs
G.I. Joe
Battleship
The Twilight Saga
The Avengers - and just about every movie leading up to it.
See what these have in common? They’re meant to sell things to you which you didn’t even fucking think of wanting before. They’re enormous, 60+ million dollar, silver-screen advertisements that you pay $13 to go see - and generally have little-to-nothing good or...
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I think
the “blogs you’ve blocked” page only displays the last 98, because I’ve blocked an assload more and it’s never moved. :<
Me: Hot Fuzz or Shaun of The Dead?
Boyfriend: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
Me: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
Cat: yeaaaaah boiiiiiii
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Outrageous fortune: Dear Jenny Hyun: →
almightykenken:
Your racist tirade was interesting to say the least. It’s extremely sad that it was just aimed at Africans. And now you’re being hospitalized for severe hypochondria paranoid schizophrenia. Somehow, I’m not buying it. Why are you not monitored by someone constantly? Doesn’t schizophrenia…
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suggesting that inequality, social and economic,...
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Eric Clapton's cover of Bob Dylan's 'Don't Think... →
This is about as Monday as I’ve felt in a while. So here’s the best damn rock song ever played on a guitar - even you, follower, could benefit from a listen.
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